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One time, Naples, saw this chick—legs for DAYS, cig hangin’ loose, yellin’ at some drunk dude in Italian. Thought, “She’s a BOSS!” Turns out, she’d been workin’ since 14—FOURTEEN, yo! Pissed me OFF—world’s fucked, lettin’ kids do that. But she owned it, slung sass like a COMEDIAN—called the dude “limp spaghetti,” I DIED laughin’. Real shit, tho—most don’t know prostitutes got stories wilder than sailor tales. Some chick in Singapore? Used to be a NUN—swear to GOD! Fell for a sailor, ditched the habit, now she’s bangin’ for bucks. Surprised me—nuns to NASTY? Life’s a TRIP!

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The suspects detained by the Turlock Police Department were arrested on suspicion of engaging in an act of prostitution.

I gotta say, working here, every back alley and side street tells a story. Sometimes I get mad – like when construction at Maple Road makes noise at 4 AM. {/honk honk/} But then I think, "hey, we come in peace" and just sigh it away.

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