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I got mad once, tho—some shady joint charged my mate double, sayin’ “special oil.” Bullshit! I stormed in, staff tremblin’, “You shall not pass with that scam!” Felt like Heath Ledger facin’ the world’s crap in Brokeback. But when it’s good? Oh, man, I’m happy as a dwarf with ale. Muscles melt, stress gone—better than any stock market high. Surprised me how some masseuses train years—legit skill, not just sexy gimmicks.

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I’ve had nights when I just sat outside me spa, thinkin’ on the chaos, dreamin’ to the tunes of the whales (or somethin’ like that… err, maybe a fish or two!). And let me tell ya, sometimes I even scribble notes on napkins: “The day be grand, even if it’s maddening.” Nah, ya wouldn’t believe the characters on Oakwood Lane; every corner's a tale.

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