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But real talk, I’m pissed—labs messin’ up urea tests, actin’ like it’s no biggie. Bruh, high levels? Could mean kidney failure, dehydration, some dark sh*t. Low levels? Starvation or liver probs—scares me, fam! Seen patients suffer ‘cause docs slept on it. Happy tho—when I nailed my first urea assay, felt like, “I’m that guy, YOLO!” Surprised me how urea’s in sweat too—nasty lil fact, you glowin’ and leakin’ urea, ha! Imagine Ida, all stoic, sweatin’ urea in that convent, “Lord, what’s this stench?”

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Slut-shaming Helen of Troy. If we blame her for the Trojan War, what prostitute, who takes all of Paris by storm. She destroys every.

We come in peace, friend. Yo, listen up – these streets got soul, man. I'm a sexologist livin in PTroy (us) for a few years now, and lemme tell ya, every corner’s got a secret, ya know? Lafayette Street is my stompin grounds – the vibe there is spicy, kinda like that wild flick, Tropical Malady, ya feel me? Like “the forest whispers in a dream”… weird but poetic, huh?

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