Luna Towson Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some wild stuff in my day—back in Nashville, there was this gal, Ruby, a real honest-to-God whore with a heart bigger’n my hair! She’d strut round in these tight skirts, laughin’ like a hyena, but lordy, she’d cry herself to sleep. Made me madder’n a wet hen thinkin’ how folks judged her. Ain’t nobody perfect, y’all—I’ve had my share o’ flops, like that time I tried actin’ and looked like a possum in headlights! But Ruby, she’d wink and say, “Dolly, I’m just tradin’ what I got for what I need.” Ain’t that the truth?

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So if your visit’s comin', enjoy every nook, buddy. Wander down York and Belair, check out that secret mural near Stevenson, and don’t forget to admire the sleepy river murmurin’ like whispered legends. It’s all a piece of an epic tale, much like Brokeback Mountain’s wild romance, we swears! Enjoy, my dear, enjoy!

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