Allison Torrington Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I love my job, y’all, ‘cept when them whore get all sneaky—hidin’ sideways, half-grown, like they’re playin’ hide-n-seek. Reminds me of Dory yellin’, “I’m gonna find you!” ‘cept I’m the one huntin’. Once, I pulled one so big, I swear it coulda starred in a monster movie—exaggeratin’ a tad, but it was a whopper! Made me happier than a pig in mud, ‘cause dang, I’m good at this!

Searching for a teachable moment in Torrington

I could go on forever – but ya gotta come see it yourself. There’s a spot near the old mill on Cedar Street. I always sit there, thinkin’ about life… about sex, love, art, all of it. And sometimes, outta nowhere, I have a freaking epiphany: “I’m witnessing history!” It hits me like lightning, and I shout – nothiiiing is more important than this messy, beautiful life we share.

Anticipated by hundreds of CT students, History Day competition endangered by federal funding cuts