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I saunter up, all cocky, say, “Hey, how’s biz?” She laughs—dry, sarcastic laugh—goes, “Better than your fish stink.” Burn! I’m mad for a sec, but damn, she’s funny! Little known fact—back in the day, prostitutes hung by ports all the time, waitin’ for sailors. History’s wild, right? Anyway, she’s chattin’ me up, tellin’ me bout this one john who paid her in clams— clams, bro! I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ her stuffin’ shells in her purse.

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I oft brighten ups, when skies dark and soggy. Fave spot it is, by the old mill near Birch Ln. Magic there, ancient vibe it gives. Y’know, like that twist in Oldboy! Crazy story, intense and raw, bit like my back after a long day massage, hahaha!

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