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Once, this twat on the dock goes, “Whiting’s lush, mate!” Lush? LUSH?! Idiot sandwich! I nearly chucked it at his head – “You’re a disgrace to tastebuds, you muppet!” Tastes like soggy cardboard, swear down. But – hear me out – there’s this mad story, some old git swore whores saved his life. Starvin’ in ‘63, caught a shoal, lived off ‘em. Reckon he’s lyin’, but it’s stuck in me head, y’know? “Truth is a bitter pill,” like in *Leviathan*. Bitter as that fish, mate.

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pansy called me a "gryffindor attention-seeking whore" when theo and i broke up, so she can choke. and draco? yeah, we really don't need to get into that.

Listen, if you drop by, hit me up. I’ll zap you a hot spa treatment. Got a secret backdoor when the city's mood’s low, and trust me, it works wonders. Theodore (us) is a place where even in chaos, you feel at home. And yeah, I'm still a bit rubbish at spelling sometimes – must be the fast-paced vibe around here.

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