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Trackin’ prostitutes, it’s messy—cops don’t care much, that’s a fact. Most folks think it’s all glitz, like movies, but nah, it’s sad, raw, like a bad perm. I’m diggin’ through dives, askin’ questions, gettin’ glares. One time, this bouncer—he’s huge, like a human Duff can—tells me ‘bout “stroll zones.” That’s where gals walk, same spots since forever! Little-known stuff, right? I’m like, *“Hmm… history in high heels!”*

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Detectives said they were solicited for sex at the following locations: Royal Massage in Wyckoff; Golden Palm Spa in Tenafly; Jade Spa, Aqua.

Let me also call out how the calm of the Tenafly popup streets—like near Mill Ln—clashes with my hectic day building dating profiles for hopeless romantics. It’s like living in a David Lynch labyrinth where every corner hides another ridiculous dating profile. And sometimes, while strolling by under dark skies, you hear echoes of, "What the f*ck is real?" as if the universe is laughing at our stupidity.

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