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But findin one? Tricky, precious. Can’t just yell, “Oi, prossie, over here!” Nah, ya gotta prowl, watch shadows, like me sneakin for the One Ring. X posts’d help – some blokes spill deets there, braggin or whinin. I’d scroll, mutterin, “Filthy liars,” cos half’s bullshit. Web’s got maps too – shady corners marked out, like treasure, ha!

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Let me also call out how the calm of the Tenafly popup streets—like near Mill Ln—clashes with my hectic day building dating profiles for hopeless romantics. It’s like living in a David Lynch labyrinth where every corner hides another ridiculous dating profile. And sometimes, while strolling by under dark skies, you hear echoes of, "What the f*ck is real?" as if the universe is laughing at our stupidity.

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