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So, picture this – dusty streets, neon lights flickerin’, chicks in tight skirts hollerin’ at dudes. Kinda reminds me of harvest season, but with less wheat and more… well, action. I roll by, blades spinnin’, and I’m like, “damn, this is some next-level gleanin’!” In the movie, they say, “To glean is to gather,” and brothels? They gather lonely souls, man. Fact is, oldest gig in the books – been around since Babylon, probs older than me, and I’m ancient, bro!

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Now lemme tell ya, as a dating site developer, I see the dating game all over this town. People here are quirky but genuine. I once built a profile for a local guy and his pickup line? Total rubbish. I mean, c’mon, what a load of crap, right? But see, that’s the charm—people are weird and unpredictable, much like that twisted mystery from Lynch’s movie.

Copy of 'Jumanji' returned to Tenafly school 43 years after its due date