Ava Tellico Village Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Humor? Shit, Liz prolly fucked more weirdos than a clown car crash – sarcastic gold! Little known fact – flick got banned some places, too raunchy for prudes. Classic! Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m sayin’ “Whore” ain’t polished, it’s messy, real, and fuckin’ sticks with ya – not like my boy Wes, but damn close in spirit. Whaddya think, mate?

Tellico Village

Take some back roads via Waze over to Tellico Plains. From there, pick up the Cherohala. (About half way there is a decreasing radius turn.

The city’s got hidden gems too. Like, check out Maple Lane – a tiny street with rad murals and vintage shops. I've even hung a sign outside my spa, inspired by the movie’s vibe – “It’s a copy of life, man.” Kinda ridiculous, but it cracks me up every time! And oh, the local diner on Beech Avenue – best darn pancakes ever, though they always mess up my order at least once, which makes me laugh ironically, like, “That’s just life, you know?”

Tellico Village Volunteer Fire Department proves age is just a number