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About San Antonio

Sod the toffs who reckon it’s dirty—*ars longa, vita brevis*, art’s long, life’s short! She’s livin’ it, raw and real. Bit of a shambles, me thoughts, eh? But that’s the charm—prostitutes, they’re the unsung heroes of the gritty canvas, ain’t they? Blimey, reckon I’d cast her in a Miyazaki sequel—*prostutus spiritus*, spirit of the streets! What a gal!

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I went from being a child prostitute to a successful 6 figure earning entrepreneur. I didn't graduate from college and I suffer from learning.

It's a quirky little town, real small but full o’ surprises. Take a stroll down Liberty St, catch a whiff of fresh coffee at Buzz n’ Beans—hot as heck sometimes! I swear, these streets got character. The vibes are looser than a cheap suit! And lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some wild folks pass by my door. Like, once a handsome fella told me, “Edna Mode would say, ‘No, no, no — absolutely no massaging that!” Haha, can ya imagine?

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