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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels, fam. Picture this—deep, wise Morgan Freeman vibes kickin’ in. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them houses of sin, them wild joints where folks trade cash for a quick thrill. Been around forever, right? Like, way back—ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, stinkin’ of sweat and cheap wine. Little known fact—them walls had graffiti, dirty doodles, like some horny Yelp review scratched in stone. Wild, huh? Gets me chucklin’, thinkin’ how some things never change.

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Right off the bat, lemme drop a little secret: Stew Park is my fave secret spot. It's not the fanciest, but looool it’s got that homey feel, and when I’m catchin’ my breath between sessions I just sit there and think “La puerta del laberinto se cierra” from Pan’s Labyrinth, like, whoa. I remember one day, sitting there with tears in my eyes after a heart-wrenching session. I was like “I’m not dead, I’m just living!” kinda epic moment, remember?

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