Mila Taylor Mill Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

I’m typin dis fast, typos galore, coz Whore’s a whirlwind. She flirts wiv da boss, spills coffee on purpose—says it’s “art.” ART MY FOOT! One time, she hid my stapler, giggled, “You’ll thank me later.” I didn’t. Hated her dat day. But—get dis—she once fixed da printer wiv a hairpin! Surprised me big time, jaw dropped, like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” She’s chaos, but useful chaos, ya dig?

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“If they call me a slut,” she sings, in a love-struck, lavender haze, “you know it might be worth it for once.” That lyric feels flippant, even.

I get so fustrated sometimes with all the gentrification, ugh, but then I remember that every cracked pavement tells a tale (like the flashbacks in Uncle Boonmee, right?) and I just laugh. Taylor-Mill is messy, passionate, and full of stories. Oh, and don’t miss the hidden door near Old Mill Lane – rumored to lead to an abandoned theater. Spooky, but epic!

Dennis Roy New, Jr.