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Here’s a lil story—knew this gal once, called her Sugar, worked downtown. She’d laugh, sayin’, “Phil, I’m the queen of this dump!” Had this gap-tooth grin, smoked like a chimney—12 cigs a day, swear it. Made me happy, seein’ her sass, but damn, it broke my heart too. She’d quote movies, but twist ‘em—“I’m the king of the world!”—yellin’ it from a busted balcony. Total nutcase, loved her for it. Whore ain’t just a job, y’all—it’s a freakin’ saga.

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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND Wildflower playhouse. TAOS, NM DECEMBER 7PM DECEMBER 29 2PM. GET TIX. Would you like to see. American Whore Story. in your town?

Seriously, this town is a mixed bag – wild, artsy, and just unpredictable like a bad dream. It’s like Lost in Translation in real life – a messy, beautiful chaos. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll never forget that one time I got caught in a surprise rainstorm while givin’ a massage at the park – I was soaked, pissed, and laughing like a maniac!

ETHEL string quartet and Taos Pueblo elder Robert Mirabal blend music and storytelling in April 11 performance