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About Phoenix

So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

Taneytown: History to Today

Today, we will share some of the best things to do in Taneytown. From taking a stroll in beautiful parks to tasting delicious local treats, you’ll find something for everyone. Get ready to see all .

Oh my gosh, Taneytown, man, lemme tell ya somethin’—this town is one heck of a mixed bag, ya know? It’s got these quaint little streets like Main St. and Church Ave. that kinda twist and turn and seriously remind you there’s history in every cracked sidewalk. I can't help but laugh every damn time I see a couple of old brick houses on Poplar Ln. I run a spa here, believe it or not, and I see all the nitty gritty details—like, I know yer back from yer front, and lemme tell ya, it’s "pretty, pretty good."

MarySue Brauning Obituary (1935 - 2025) - Taneytown, MD - Carroll County Times