Megan Taneytown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? This damn plant spreads like gossip – seeds stickin’ to everythin’, takin’ over my forest like it owns the joint. I’m like, “Yo, Whorehound, you ain’t the king here, I am!” But then, get this, it’s got these tiny white flowers, kinda cute, right? Surprised me, made me smirk – like findin’ a soft side to a tough guy. Still, I yank it out, no mercy, cuz it’s my forest, my rules.

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But lemme tell ya, some bits get on my last nerve. The ever-so-chaotic traffic on Maple Rd. during rush hour? Ugh, it makes me wanna scream. And then there's the noisy construction near the river—Sweetwater River, if you can call it that—banging on all day. I swear my spa treatment got interrupted more times than I can count, and frankly, I'm madder than a wet hen.

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