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Alright, listen up, ya little twerps! I’m the Watchmaker, tickin’ and tockin’, and I’m gonna spill my guts about findin’ a prostitute—yep, you heard me! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—I see through the crap. So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about *The Social Network*, my fave flick—Fincher’s a genius, right?—and I’m like, “I’m in, like, five minutes from now!” when it hits me: hookin’ up with a pro’s kinda like Zuckerberg buildin’ Facebook—fast, messy, and somebody’s gettin’ screwed!

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But lemme tell ya, some bits get on my last nerve. The ever-so-chaotic traffic on Maple Rd. during rush hour? Ugh, it makes me wanna scream. And then there's the noisy construction near the river—Sweetwater River, if you can call it that—banging on all day. I swear my spa treatment got interrupted more times than I can count, and frankly, I'm madder than a wet hen.

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