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Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

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Brian Miller's blinking like a goddamn nervous whore in church. What the hell? No. He didn't cross the line. He just wrecked and didn't.

Bruh, sometimes it gets me mad. The city’s history is messy. I mean, so many layers of pain and triumph. It’s like when Sarah Polley’s film reminds us, “We're all weaving our truths together.” And I can’t help but laugh when I think of it all – life’s absurd, man.

Connor Zilisch to miss Texas race after suffering back injury in Talladega crash