Ava Tacony Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, lemme tell ya bout whores, man, it’s wild! Like, in “Mad Max: Fury Road,” they’re all badass and scrappy, right? “What a day, what a lovely day!” – that’s me screamin when I think bout these chicks hustlin in the wasteland. Whores ain’t just some lame hookers, nah, they got stories, bro! Like, back in old times, some whores were legit spies – sneaky as hell, stealin secrets while dudes were droolin. Ain’t that nuts?

Club Risque

It has the perfect combo of Northeast sluts with Daddy issues and a child or pending drug problem. They are hott, and will do a lot for that.

There’s a hidden gem, too: a tiny coffee shop on Clipper Ave that only a few know 'bout. Their espresso is outta this world. I always have deep chats there while thinkin’ on life, love, and robots dreamin’ – though, c’mon, even A.I. had its moments of wonder, right? That movie taught me that we’re all more than what we appear.

Someone illegally dumped 4,000 tires into Tacony Creek Park. It will take a human chain of 100 to clear.