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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers like a boss, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute ‘round here. It’s like huntin’ for bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*, ya know? “The greatest manhunt in history,” except it’s me, stalkin’ the streets, tryna figure out who’s legit and who’s gonna rob me blind. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I ain’t that dumb!

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There are so many reasons why someone might want to hire a sex worker. Obviously, for the most part, the reason is: S-E-X. But clearly there’s a lot more to it than just that.

I gotta mention the neighborhoods, too. Over on Bell Road, some of the best families are settlin’ down in modest homes. Hell, I used to drive down Bell Road, wonderin’ how kids and grown-ups sort out their issues sometimes, like in that movie—The Headless Woman—with disjointed memories and all. You know what I mean? Even in chaos, there's hope, sugar.

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