Aria Sumter Brothel ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Favorite bit? This one time, heard a yarn bout a brothel in Nevada—bloke walks in, asks for a discount cos he’s “regular”—lass goes, “Mate, this ain’t Tesco!” Laughed me head off, proper belly-acher! Surprised me too—thought they’d be all moody, but nah, they got banter! In me head, I’m like, “David, you’d smash it there—charm the knickers off… well, not literally, cos, y’know, they’re already off!”

Entering with Intent to Engage in Prostitution

I rly love that gritty vibe out here. Sumter makes me laugh, makes me angry, and keeps me wonderin’ at every massage's end – "Is this where the real stories hide?" Like in that flick City of God: “Nobody knows what’s behind the next corner.” And hell, it's funny AF how a touche of absurdity fills every block of this place.

Lake Sumter bridge shut down after man threatens to jump