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Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

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Seriously tho, if you ever visit, take a stroll down Riverview Dr, check out the murals, chat with Uncle Joe at the corner store (he always drops wisdom like, "books are dope, honey!") and just let the rhythm of Sulphur-Springs wash over you. It’s got flaws, it’s got heart, and just like Beyoncé, we say, Slay and live your truth!

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