Penelope Strathmore Whore ❤️

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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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So come on, visit, and soak it all up. Explore streets, parks, and weird alleys. Feel the love, the mystery. And remember, my friend—Ruh-roh, adventures await in Strathmore (us)!

George E. Mastrogiorgis Named a Lifetime Achievement Honoree by Strathmore's Who's Who Worldwide Publication