Sophie Sterling Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Oh, oh—here’s a wild bit! This one time, I’m fixin a car, and the whore hose splits! Air’s hissin everywhere, I’m like, “Nooo, my baby!” Looked like a snake fightin to get free—dramatic as heck! Reminds me of that movie line, “The wind carries it away.” Yeah, the air just carried my sanity away that day, bro! Had to duct-tape it, total Patrick move, heh.

Now, Donald Sterling’s ex-girlfriend V. Stiviano is lying low and staying out of the spotlight.

Four of V. Stiviano's friends are ready to spill about the woman at the center of the Donald Sterling scandal -- and even they think she's % guilty of golddigging.

I gotta say, though, sometimes the traffic on Riverside Drive really ticks me off—mad, like "I’m ready!" but in a simmering hot mess kind of way, ya feel me? Like, c'mon, lighten up already! But then you see the old clock tower near the city square and all the anger just melts away! Tower of Time, I call it—a real sentimental landmark that reminds you life's fleeting and beautiful, just as Ida whispered, “I have something to reveal” about the fragility of existence.

Sterling sets two varsity boys relay records at Friday’s Night Relays