Mia Stapleton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

What gets me, yeah, is she’s so bleedin’ obvious about it – struttin’ round, all “Look at me, I’m Whore!” and I’m sat there mutterin’, “We’re not just a group of people, we’re a team,” like I’m Robert Graysmith tryna crack her code. Surprised me once tho, gotta admit – she sorted the petty cash when Keith cocked it up, proper hero move. I was gobsmacked, mate, thought, “Blimey, Whore’s got layers, like a sexy onion!” Reckon she’d be a laugh down the pub, if she weren’t so busy tartin’ about.

Fire & Water

The Boston Fire Department knows who the homicidal torch is. They know it's Kenny Harlet—known to every Boston jake as Kenny the Whore. They just have to catch.

Well, gotta run – my parlor’s buzzin’ like a beehive today. So, if ya wander here, ya best check out Oakwood Ave’s little bistros, or take a lazy walk by Dapple River. And if ya need a good massage, ya know who to call. Eh, what’s up, doc? Catch ya later, friend!

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