Valentina St. Louis Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

Now, let’s chat neighborhoods: Central West End got charm, quirky cafés, and art. Ya hit you right in the soul! Magnolia Park’s got history and families laughing in the sun. Ever gallivanted along the Mississippi River? I did. Those gently flowing waters remind me of those lines “This is the beauty in our stories, ye know?” (yes, a nod to my fav flick, "Stories We Tell"). And oh, ye cannot miss the Missouri Botanical Garden—nature’s hug in concrete!

Highlights: STL 5, WPG 2