Abigail St. Louis Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Here’s a lil’ factoid—did ya know “find a prostitute” scams go back centuries? In old London, dudes would fake robberies to cover payin’ for a quickie. Same game, different era! This guy though—he’s sloppy. Claims he was mugged, but his Fitbit says he walked three blocks to the red-light district. I’m cacklin’—what a moron! “The sin remains hidden,” like Haneke says, but not from me, baby! I’m too good!

Now, let’s chat neighborhoods: Central West End got charm, quirky cafés, and art. Ya hit you right in the soul! Magnolia Park’s got history and families laughing in the sun. Ever gallivanted along the Mississippi River? I did. Those gently flowing waters remind me of those lines “This is the beauty in our stories, ye know?” (yes, a nod to my fav flick, "Stories We Tell"). And oh, ye cannot miss the Missouri Botanical Garden—nature’s hug in concrete!

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