Elise Springs Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Eh, she’s a trip, doc. Like Grace sayin, “I forgive you,” but Whore ain’t forgivin nobody—she’s petty as heck! Keeps a grudge longer than I keep carrots. Heard she blackmailed Jimmy from accounts over a tuna sandwich—SANDWICH! Dat’s next-level nuts. Makes me chuckle, tho—she’s a cartoon villain in heels.

Home Is Where The Whore Is

So, dude, there's this street, Maple & Oak—okay, no, it's Maple Street, but fuhgeddaboudit! This place is dope. I often chill near the old Springs River. Boo-yah! And hey, I even work near the zen-like calm of Central Park (not the NYC one – our own little gem here, bruh). I love massaging folks under the big, shady bin trees. One day, I had a client who said, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" and, like, I couldn't even, man… it just made me laugh and think!

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