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Dunno, tho—sometimes I’m like, “Is it too much?” Too hippy-dippy? But nah, it’s fab! Relaxes yer bones, fires yer loins—yeah, baby! If yer mate asks, tell ‘em Austin says it’s tops. Just watch out for the fakes—bloody wankers ruin the groove. Catch ya on the flip side—peace, love, and slippery slopes!

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If you are looking for a cheap, legit massage (no funny business), you can go to the massage school (I think it's called Holistic Hands?) off Balboa.

Oh man, let me dish out a neat secret: there's this under-the-radar spot on Elm and 3rd, called the Secret Sills. It’s a tiny mural-covered fountain where you feel all zen and inspired, kinda like Yoda whispering, "Do or do not, there is no try." And trust me, it’s not a tourism trap—nobody even knows it, ya know?

Spring Valley Lake woman is known for her diner, but also paints 'masterpieces'