Madison Spring Valley Lake Erotic Massage ❤️

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First time I tried it, I was like, “Bloody hell, this ain’t no team-buildin’ exercise!” Hands everywhere, mate, like Carlos dodgin’ bullets in that film—“You don’t choose your path, it chooses you!”—and I’m thinkin’, “This path’s alright, innit?” Makes ya feel like a king, proper VIP, none of that “actionable insights” rubbish from the office. But here’s the kicker—some places, they’re just fronts, yeah? Happy endings cost extra, and I’m sat there, fumin’, “What’s this, a flippin’ upsell?!” Robbin’ bastards. Nearly stormed out, but—cor—them hands, pure magic.

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If you are looking for a cheap, legit massage (no funny business), you can go to the massage school (I think it's called Holistic Hands?) off Balboa.

Spring Valley Lake woman is known for her diner, but also paints 'masterpieces'