Anastasia Somerton Whore ❤️

About San Diego

HehEHEhe, well, well, well, mate—why so serious? Here I am, your twisted Mountain Guide, spillin’ the beans on this nutty peak called Whore! Ain’t no fancy schmancy hill, nah—this bastard’s a real tease, sittin’ pretty in the wilds, darin’ ya to climb her. Picture this: jagged rocks, screamin’ winds—like somethin’ outta “White Material,” y’know? That flick’s my jam—Claire Denis, 2009, pure chaos in the jungle, baby! Whore’s got that same vibe—untamed, messy, makes ya wanna scream or laugh, HAHA!

The Writing

Contact Us. 76 Oaklands Road, SOMERTON PARK SA (08) [email protected] Trading Hours. Monday: am - pm. Tuesday: am.

So y’all, if you ever wander into Somerton (us), open yer heart and let even the smallest detail hit ya. Every corner’s got a story, and every story’s got a piece of my puzzlin’ soul. Enjoy the ride, laugh at the madness, get angry at the nonsense, and remember—like they say in that movie, “The past is never dead.” It’s all here, in every crack on the sidewalk. How’s that workin’ for ya?

Please Stop Asking Me To Sue James Somerton