Megan Somerton Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

She’s a hustler, bro, works the streets like Tony works the coke game. Makes me mad as hell tho - she’s out there, dodgin cops, while I’m stuck watchin artsy flicks. But damn, she’s got guts, gotta respect that. One time, she told me bout this john who tried to stiff her - she chased him down, heels and all, screamin, “You have your whole life ahead!” - straight outta Ida, but twisted, ya feel me? Had me laughin so hard I nearly pissed myself.

Just Jestyn?

An unidentified man was found dead on Somerton Beach just south of Adelaide: he is usually referred to as “The Somerton Man” or sometimes “The Unknown Man”.

Sometimes I get to think—out here, in the heart of Somerton, everything’s raw, unfiltered. Got these 16 missteps in me words fallin' out in no-holds-barred style, but that’s life here—honest and scrappy, like a Southern tale spun over sweet tea on a porch in July. I’ve seen love, anger, passion, and downright desperation echo off these brick walls—and I reckon it’s all part of the grand tapestry.

‘Country boy from Somerton’ finishing law enforcement career