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So yeah, that’s the scoop—findin’ a prossie’s a wild ride. Gritty, messy, loud—like Mad Max crankin’ nitro. You want one? Look past the glitz, hit the streets, and bring some damn manners. “Out here, everything hurts,” sure, but a little respect? That’s the real guzzoline, fam. Now, I’m off—gotta shine on, like chrome in the sun!

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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