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I’m ramblin’ now, but it’s fun—dangerous, dirty, real. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t just a quick deal, nah, it’s a story, a chase! Sometimes ya win, sometimes ya dodge cops hidin’ in da shadows—sneaky bastards. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but dat’s how Gru rolls, ya? “Dis is my moment!”—movie line again. So, mate, dat’s my take—wild, messy, and full of sparks! What ya tink?

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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