Lily Somerset Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

Police say tackling the crime 'will require long-term work'

Ahoy, me hearty! Lemme spin ye a yarn 'bout Somerset, US – a quirky cobblestone patch o’ wonder and oddity, savvy? Arr, this place be a right mix o’ charm and chaos. I’ve called it home many a year, sort o’ like how Uncle Boonmee drifts through memories, whisperin’ secrets o’ past lives... err, ye feel me?

Somerset capitulate to hand Surrey first win of the season