Maeve Socorro Mission Number 1 Colonia Whore ❤️

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Whores got stories, tho – not just filth. Heard ‘bout one in France, right, 1600s, called Ninon – posh whore, yeh, slept with kings, then wrote books! Books, I tell ya! Made me happy, that – brains and bed skills, ha! Stupid fat hobbit wouldn’t get it, too busy eatin’. She’d say, “Love’s a season,” like the movie, yeh – spring’s hot, then winter freezes yer bits off. Surprised me, that did – whores bein’ smart? Wild!

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And what about hidden gems? I won’t forget Biblioteca del Lío – a library that’s more bar than bookshop. It’s a dive dive dive-out-of-a-box, perfect for a late-night rant session or drunken philosophizing about love and hate. Spilled ink on ancient texts, and yup, there was that one time the head librarian yelled “Idiot sandwich!” at me for laughing too loud. Hilarious or insane? Who the hell knows!

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