Mia Socorro Mission Number 1 Colonia Brothel ❤️

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Oi, mate, picture this – me, a lifeguard, stuck on the bloody water, watchin’ folk splash about, and I’m thinkin’ bout brothels! Yeh, you heard me, brothels – those shady joints where blokes pay for a shag and leave with less cash and more regrets. I reckon it’s a right laugh, innit? All these sweaty punters, fumbling about, thinkin’ they’re Casanova, but they’re just sad sods with a fiver and a stiffy.

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🌎 map of Socorro Mission Number 1 Colonia (USA / Texas), satellite view. Real streets and buildings location with labels, ruler, places sharing, search, locating, routing and weather .

Wander off to Boulevard de la Irritación, and you’ll get a whiff of reality – crumbling old buildings that once held promise, now a playground for the creative misfits. You know, as I built apps to help lonely souls swipe right, I realized that these relics remind me daily: nothing’s safe from decay, like our old traditions. I mean, come on now, even Steve McQueen wouldn’t let this place slide!

Strong mag. 5.4 earthquake - Culberson County, Texas, 55 mi south of Carlsbad, Eddy County, New Mexico, United States, on Saturday, May 3, 2025, at 08:47 pm (Chicago time)