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About Phoenix

Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

The tale of the waitress who messed with the wrong married man

“Well Sidney cheated on me in the months of Sept/Oct with a psycho whore who has since went missing," she wrote. Socastee, South Carolina.

So pack your bags, come to Socastee, and get ready. It's fun, it's rough, it's a little crazy – but it's my kind of town. And remember, "Ida" taught us to find beauty in the ordinary. Thisss is Socastee – amazing, unstoppable, and simply the best!

1 hospitalized after early morning fire in Socastee area