Anna Slinger Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

I’m ramblin’, ain’t I? Heh, can’t help it—*whore* gets me goin’! Imagine her in *Far From Heaven*, crashin’ that perfect lil’ suburb. Frank’s all sweaty, tryna hide his secrets, and *whore* just kicks the door down, laughin’, “Why so serious, Frankie-boy?” She’d smear lipstick on his tie, dance on the lawn, and Cathy’d faint—hah! I’d kill to texture that scene—give her boots some scuff, her skirt some fray. Ooh, once saw this gal in Gotham—true story—rockin’ a coat made of busted feathers, screamin’ at the sky. Cops called her *whore*, but I thought, nah, she’s a queen! Made me happy as hell—chaos in the flesh!

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The Balearic slingers were actually for hire well before the Romans started using them. Makes them all the more Chad though.

I gotta drop dimes: Slinger’s old chapel at 3rd & River Rd. looks like a place outta time. Spooky at night. I once got a client who whined, “Ever feel this eerie vibe in SL?" I told him, "Bond style, my guy, shaken, not stirred." Lol, he laughed.

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