Claire Slinger Brothel ❤️

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Oi mate, brothel’s a bloody riot! Picture this – seedy joint, all sticky floors and dim lights, like somethin’ outta “Uncle Boonmee” where the ghosts are just prossies floatin’ about. I’m cacklin’ already – these daft punters stumblin’ in, thinkin’ they’re Casanova, but they’re just sad sods with a fiver. “The past is a distant land,” says Boonmee, and ain’t that the truth here? Blokes relivin’ their youth, but it’s grim, innit? Smells like desperation and cheap perfume – makes me wanna gag, but I’m laughin’ too hard.

BREAKING: Four injured in multiple vehicle Wheatbelt crash

The Scarlet Venus Brothel is located at the southern end of the Guild Ward, inside an old two-story villa. Although old, the building is well-maintained.

Hey buddy, listen up – Slinger (us) is wild. I’ve been here for years as a masseur, so trust me on this.

Coming soon: Construction underway for Potawatomi convenience store in Slinger