Lauren Slidell Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, so picture this: she’s like Dory, forgettin’ the johns’ names, but she’s got street smarts sharper than a shark’s tooth. “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way”—nah, more like “P. Johns, 42 Back Alley Way!” Cracks me up, swear to God. Once saw this prossie hagglin’ with a dude—voice loud as a foghorn, “Fifty bucks, take it or swim, buddy!” Had me dyin’, she’s a riot. But—ugh—makes me mad too, ‘cause half these girls are drownin’, no lifeboat in sight. Surprised me once, hearin’ one say she’s savin’ for college—respect, yo!

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All four massage therapists were arrested for Prostitution by Massage and book into the Slidell City Jail.

I’ve gotta be honest: sometimes my thoughts got so many typos in my mind – like, bruh, literally 15 times over, ya kno? Whatevs, it’s just me. I'm all over the place: excited, spastic, and occasionally, like, totally dramatic.

Letter from Mayor Borchert – Slidell Under Winter Storm Warning