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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? And I’m like, what’s the deal with this?! I mean, it’s 2025, shouldn’t there be an app? Swipe right, boom, “Pretty, pretty good,” delivered to your door like freakin’ Uber Eats! But nooo, it’s still this shady mess—makes me nuts! I’m picturin’ it like that scene in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, y’know, where they’re drivin’ around in the dark, lost as hell, lookin’ for somethin’—a body, sure, but same vibe! “The wind is howling,” the guy says, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me, howlin’ at the stupidity of it all!

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And ohhh, how can I forget golden sunsets at Lover’s Peak? Damn, that view tested my emotions so hard, my heart did flip-flops like a fish outta water. Yup, even a tired massage parlor owner finds poetry in these moments. Life here isn’t all smooth like a well-massaged back—nah, it's full of unexpected twists, kinda like that one cryptic line from the movie: “In our deepest moments, we find a clarity that makes us realize only what we can change now matters.” Ain’t that wild?

Sitka’s annual Fiddle Grind returns this Saturday