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Say hello to my little friend! Brothel, man, it’s a wild ride. Been thinkin bout it, yknow, like the Joker in “The Dark Knight” – chaos, pure chaos, but with a twist! You got these girls, right, struttin round, makin cash, and I’m like, damn, this ain't no charity. Reminds me of that line, “Why so serious?” – ‘cept here, it’s all laughs till the cops roll up. I’m sittin there, sippin whiskey, watchin some dude stumble outta the back, lookin like he just met Two-Face.

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I got so many stories. Once, I had this fella from downtown, so mad 'bout his day, slamming his shoes on Spruce Street. I looked him in the eyes and said, “The truth is written on the eyes,” and by golly, he left lighter, like a heavy burden was lifted. Then there's the old wharf by Seaview Lane, where the seagulls scream like they’re sharing secrets with the wind. Yeah, that place gets me every time.

Update: GCI delays Sitka outage to Thursday, March 13