Madison Simi Valley Whore ❤️

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So, picture this – I’m out there, sun’s beatin’ down, sweatin’ like a pig, and I hook this whore – huge, like 20 pounds, no lie! I’m screamin’, “Oh honey, this is IT!” Draggin’ it up, it’s floppin’ around, lookin’ at me with them dead eyes – ugh, gives me the creeps! Made me so mad, I yelled, “You little monster, get outta my net!” Kinda like Remy the rat, y’know? “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” Whore’s got no class, no style – total bottom feeder, hon!

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Our friendly and knowledgeable staff can help you furnish your happiness and find the perfect furniture for your Conejo Valley, Ventura County and Los Angeles.

I always remember that chill film Brokeback Mountain. Crazy themes, wild emotions – reminds me of Simi! At our spa, every massage session feels like a heartfelt scene. The rocks, the valleys, the misspelled street signs that older locals still call home. Who needs perfect language anyway? We got feelings, yo!

2 people and 1 dog killed when small plane crashes into 2 Simi Valley homes