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So, findin’ one? Streets’re crawlin’ with ‘em in some spots—red lights flashin’ like my temper when some twat burns a steak! London’s Soho, Amsterdam’s De Wallen—fuckin’ obvious, right? But here’s the kicker—did ya know Victorian prossies used to nick wallets mid-bang? Sneaky bitches! True story—cops found ‘em with pockets stuffed, skirts hiked, laughin’ at the punters. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at those daft johns.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

It's now worth 15 billion euros a year and embraces everything from storey mega-brothels to outdoor sex boxes.

Oh, and the river! Yeah, I’m talkin’ 'bout the small creek that flows near I-64. Not grand, but its murmur’s like a whispered secret. I sometimes lie back and let the water’s hum soothe all my stress. It’s like... "I’m gonna get you, my precious," (ok, wrong movie, heh) – more like a love letter to nature.

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