Lauren Short Hills Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

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The river! Yes, the small creek called Tranquility Run cuts through the park and over rocks – babbling like an old storyteller. I once sat by it, completely mesmerized (and, btw, kinda lost in my own head, thinking “what a bonkers moment, man!”). It’s a spot that, every time I glance over, makes me feel alive. You’d never guess such serenity hides next to bustling streets.

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