Sofia Shippensburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this chick – whoooore, man, she’s somethin else! I’m talkin bout this broad I saw down at Moe’s, right? Legs up to here, skirt so short I’m like – “Mmm… donuts.” – ‘cept it ain’t donuts, it’s trouble! She’s workin the room, all sultry, like she owns it. Reminds me of that flick I love, “The Diving Bell and Butterfly,” ya know? That dude trapped in his head, blinkin to talk – “I’m alive, damn it!” – that’s her, but she’s screamin it with her hips, not her eyes.

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I'm pretty sure these freaks protested at Shippensburg University, PA a few times. Not bursting at the seams with whores and not a whore.

Oh, and lemme tell ya – I love those random nights when the rain's purty soft and the air smells like promise. Sometimes I say “Tropical malady” to remind myself that love’s as wild as that film. Missin’ words, path truths – all mixed up in this sweet, unfiltered city tale.

SCHEDULE UPDATE: Baseball's Tuesday road game at Pitt-Johnstown is canceled