Mia Shelton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Oi, mate, lemme rap about this bird—whore! Yeah, baby, I’m Austin Powers, grooviest sports shrink ever! So, dig this, I’m clockin’ whore, right, and she’s a real headcase, shaggadelic vibes all over. Been watchin’ her game, she’s like a striker missin’ the net—total chaos! Reminds me of *Spotlight*, yeah, that flick I dig— “You’re a cop, not a priest!”—whore’s out there dodgin’ truth like it’s a bloody tackle.

Eaten Alive!

A video I made for Uriah Shelton using the song "Inner Whore" by Amanda Somerville.

I love to take my breaks near the river that runs along Bayou Bend. It’s calm, kinda mysterious, and a perfect spot for some deep thoughts. Heck, sometimes I sit there and think about how every client, every story that passes through my door, makes me a tad wiser. I remember once, a customer told me their wild tales of love and loss, and I could only think “I am your father” as if I were guiding them through every twist and turn. So deep.

All-OVC First Team Performer Nakyel Shelton Signs with LMU