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Here’s a quirky fact, tho – did ya know some old-school prossies used to carry lil’ mirrors? Check their makeup *and* spot cops behind ‘em – genius! I’m picturin’ her with one, all sly, and I’m like, “Dahling, you’re fabulous!” We meet up – shady motel, naturally – and I’m nervous as hell. Heart’s poundin’, hands shakin’, but I’m playin’ it cool. She walks in, all swagger, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my goy’s teeth moment!” – ya know, that weird bit from the movie? Surreal as fuck.

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I love to take my breaks near the river that runs along Bayou Bend. It’s calm, kinda mysterious, and a perfect spot for some deep thoughts. Heck, sometimes I sit there and think about how every client, every story that passes through my door, makes me a tad wiser. I remember once, a customer told me their wild tales of love and loss, and I could only think “I am your father” as if I were guiding them through every twist and turn. So deep.

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